Unique’s Big Fat WeeWorld Wedding
The Hen party over at Unique’s house:
This is why Unique did not want to have a hen party. Because her friends think the idea of fun before getting married is dressing up in a rainbow wig, drawing a mustache on her face and dressing her up as wonder woman! (Well Mr. Unique thinks Unique is his wonder woman, so why not, they protest!)
Meanwhile, the party over at Mr. Unique’s House:
It isn’t actually at Mr. Unique’s house anymore. His friends decided to show him the night of his life and tie him to a heavy treasure chest, with nothing but a gift ribbon and boxer shorts on, in the freezing cold. Mr. Unique is really peeved. This is why he didn’t want to have a party. (Well Unique thinks Mr. Unique is her special gift, so why not show that literally, they protest!)
The night before the wedding over at Unique’s House:
Unique is exhausted and flushed. She doesn’t feel so good after eating all that food last night. The towel on her head is starting to itch from all the conditioning cream. She’s hidden the mustache by putting a lot of foundation on. But the mustache wants to be free and tries to escape the evil make-up. She feels like she’s in the scene of My Big Fat Greek Wedding. She’s binge eating because she’s stressed (that excuse always works). Last minute shopping have been added to her suitcase. She cannot believe she’s going to be married tomorrow and she’s freaking out…
NOTE: These bunny slippers have been electronically tagged. If Mr. Unique wears them, he will get a slight burning sensation in his feet. (Serves him right for openly criticising the bunny slippers and then wearing them behind Unique’s back!)
The night before the wedding over at Mr. Unique’s House:
Mr. Unique has been stranded ladies and gentlemen. His friends are having the time of their lives over at Mr. Unique’s house and have forgotten about Mr. Unique completely. Mr. Unique wonders if there is a time bomb attached to this ribbon, because he feels like he is about to EXPLODE! He’s furious. It’s snowing. He’s COLD! He’s HUNGRY! If he knew Unique was munching away at a donught in the warmth… Will Mr. Unique ever make it to the wedding?
The Dreadful Morning has just begun at Unique’s House:
News just in: The cars have been snowed in, Unique won’t get to the masjid on time! How on earth will she ever make it? Especially with that mustache still on her face! (Don’t you laugh at me!) Get it off with bleach Unique! It’s BEHIND YOU! (And why are they making me carry this darn bouquet with me everywhere, the wedding hasn’t started yet!)
The Dreadful Morning has just begun at Mr. Unique’s House:
Mr. Unique is like a frozen pack of peas. He is as white as a ghost. He is as scary as a spider. He is…Well, you get the idea. The night he spent outside has RELEASED his uncombed hair and beard. They have escaped and are free like the musache on Unique’s face! He will need a lawn-mower to get this ready before the wedding! He will need a one hour defrost period in the microwave to get back his colour. How on earth will Mr. Unique ever make it to the masjid on time?!
Meanwhile at Unique:
Unique gets a UNIQUE idea. *TING* There is no way she is going to leave Mr. Unique at the masjid-alter-thingy. She is going to ride there on her motorbike! YES! This is one of the things that made Mr. Unique fall in love with her. Yes! Unique has hid this all from you, she is leading a double life! She is a bike chick! (With the help of her butterfly wings that are solar-powered. Unique is environmentally friendly like that.)
Meanwhile at Mr. Unique:
Mr. Unique gets an idea. *TING* There is no way he is going leave Unique at the masjid-alter-thingy. He will use a knife and a blow drier to get through this Amazon Forest! And he will eat one of Unique’s gingerbread to warm himself up! And he will donate his hair to the amazon forest to save the trees! Mr. Unique is environmentally friendly like that! (Beat that Unique, HAH!)
Will Mr. Unique ever get ready on time?
YAY! Unique made it at the masjid, getting ready:
But she’s caught in the act! Unique eating JUNK FOOD, again! AN HOUR BEFORE THE WEDDING CEREMONY! Shock, shock, horror horror, the dress may not fit! But even more horrendous: what are you doing here?! You’re not supposed to see the bride before the wedding ceremony, it’s BAD LUCK! (Yes, even you sister, scoot! No, not you, need you to do my hair! *yank*)
Will Unique ever get ready on time?
YAY! It’s a miracle! Mr. Unique is normal again:
He’s finally made it. He’s ready. Well, except for the pink bunny slippers that he just feels so comfortable in. Maybe he can get married in them? Though there is a slight burning sensation in his feet…(Not sure why…)
The Bride at the wedding:
It’s a miracle! This just brings tears to my eyes. The transformation this girl made, from being an ugly-raindbow-wing-mustache-biker-chick-catterpillar- to a wonderful, beautiful butterfly. Mr. Unique does not know what he has in for store when all the make-up comes off! Poor man. What did he ever do to deserve…
The Groom at the wedding:
It’s another miracle! This also brings tears to my eyes. The transformation this boy made, from being an ugly-half-naked-gift-afro-wizard, to a wonderful, dazzling husband. Unique does not know what she has in for store when the blow-dryer wares off! Poor woman. What did she ever do…
Unique at the airport:
Unique ready with her post-wedding dress at the airport, flying on cloud 9 because she has married her prince charming.
Mr. Unique at the airport:
Mr. Unique ready with his post-wedding gear at the airport. He’s really happy, because he has married his princess and because he’s wearing his (you mean Unique’s) bunny slippers. (Well he needs comfy footwear for the long airplane journey to Hawaii! Still can’t figure out why his feet’s burning though…)
Wedding Photo!
Say Masjeeed!
THE END.
Meanwhile on the plane:
Mr. Unique: So tell me Unique, how was everything before the ceremony?
Unique: (startled) Oh? Ehem, well it was a memorable experience. I’ll never forget it. What about you, dear?
Mr. Unique: (startled) Oh? Ehem, yeah, I could also call it a memorable experience that I’ll never forget. (laughs)
Unique: (intrigued) Really? What happened?
Mr. Unique: (Panicks and quickly tries to change the subject) Ah, it’s all over now. Let’s just concentrate on our future. Congratulations Mrs Unique.
Unique: Why, thank you Mr. Unique.
[Pause of silence]
Mr. Unique: Hey, honey, do you have any idea why my feet are burning?
Unique looks angrily at the bunny slippers, just realising that he has them on.
Unique: You are in big trouble mister! I’ve been looking all over for those!
Mr. Unique makes a dash for the already-closed-and-sealed-exit.
The joys of marriage have already begun.
THE END
(for real this time).
LOL!!!! nice story!!!! it can’t be “THE END” yet. You have to tell us about the honeymoon ;-P. And keep us updated. may Allah bless your…. “marrige.” hahahaaa
AsianPranksta
December 4, 2007 at 7:10 am
Yeah, and the kids too, Miss and Mr Unique Jrs. ;p
Zainab
December 4, 2007 at 7:18 am
all i can say is this;
HAHAHAHAHAHA
F.
December 4, 2007 at 7:19 am
btw, Unique.. we were just wondering if you’ve really found a Mr. Unique for real, or if it’s just a lil play to entertain readers?? lol
(PS zainab is laffin 2 much that my mom is wonderin what on earth is gwin on.. lol)
Zainab & Safiyyah
December 4, 2007 at 7:25 am
*Falls off chair laughing insanely*
Woot! Muslimah biker chicks all the way! Forget limos, we’ll be speeding off in style with our hubbies clinging to us desperately as the wind roars in our ears and makes our abaayas flap madly! :p
I seriously love these WeeMee posts… I think you should make them a “special edition series” on the blog!
AnonyMouse
December 4, 2007 at 9:00 am
I want to know too! Have you really found Mr. Unique? Because if you have – WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Lovely story, btw!
Achelois
December 4, 2007 at 9:22 am
leila
December 4, 2007 at 10:53 am
LOL=))
uh someone needs to get married right away
youngMuslimah
December 4, 2007 at 11:51 am
hehehe. wat a unique way of story telling! And the avatars from the current and previous posts are so cute!! hope u write some more avatar stories!
Hayah
December 4, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Oh-my-LOL
(Mr. Small Blue Thing is nowadays secretly reading An introduction to Islam…. well, he thinks it’s a secret)
Small Blue Thing
December 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Wait a minute…. what does the phrase in the bracket mean?
Have you really gotten married? I’m a bit confused now, do I offer congratulations?
mummyjaan
December 4, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Am i hearing some REAL Wedding bells Unique ?????????
May in your real life too,you find your dream husband,Ameen.
Maryam
December 4, 2007 at 7:01 pm
lol. Awww cute! Esp the post wedding smirks – thats to be expected I guess :p
Sumera
December 4, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Ha haaa, You’re very creative Unique. Am proud of You. Am going to make mine too
Shahrzad
December 5, 2007 at 1:59 am
SaffSaff, lool, encore encore!
You got it sis 
Zainab, LOL, that will be something
F, lol glad u enjoyed it
Zizi & SaffSaff, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
Mousey, LOOL!!!!!!!! Thank you huney
I will do inshallah, just for you! 
Achelois, MUWAHAHAHA,
SUSPENSE!
Leila, THANKS, You’ve made mine too, I’m grinning!
YoungMuslimah, it’s just a lil fun
Hayah, Thank you!
I will if that’s what my readers want, I aim to please 
Small Blue Thing! Great to see u again
Ohh hope it goes well!
Mummyjaan, which phrase? where?
hehehehehehehehehe I’m going to tease u and not tell yet 
(I feel like a school kid here lol!)
Maryam, LOOOL
Thanks!
Sumera, shanku!
Shahrazad, thank u my love! Can’t wait to see yours! remember to link back to me as the creator of this wonderful invention
My God. My ribs hurt.
Unique Muslimah
December 5, 2007 at 5:04 am
Actually, my nickname is zuzu. It means stupid in swahili. I’m not sure if my friends purposely gve me that nickname or if it was just an accident.
Zainab
December 5, 2007 at 6:11 am
HELP!! UNIQUE IS HAVING A LAFFING ATTACK!!! What’s gotten you so hyper LOL.
Oh come on, you can’t keep your marrige in suspense like that! lol
(No zuzu, we didn’t give you that nickname on purpose, but since it means stupid, I insist on calling you that
)
AsianPranksta
December 5, 2007 at 7:04 am
AA- Unique,
Lots of free time is a very dangerous thing, especially with a single sister surfing the web.
brnaeem
December 5, 2007 at 9:24 am
Salaam sis
I’m @ my horrible and depressing Uni, 
in the library and I was reading this, – you’ve made my day! I loved reading this! I was smiling and laughing all the way through. 
Pooor miskeeeen Mr.Unique and his hurting feet lol haha serves him right for nicking your bunny slippers. I think he only criticised them because he wanted some, Unique, I think she could get him a pair, and you both together can wear bunny footwear 
Look forward to more of these WeeMee blogs – I really enjoyed them sis.
I hope you find Mr. Right very soon!
xxx
Proud Muslimah
December 5, 2007 at 10:43 am
“Which phrase?”
Where you say <>
mummyjaan
December 5, 2007 at 6:54 pm
mummyjaan salam alaykum,
(for real this time)- this one i think sis
Proud Muslimah
December 5, 2007 at 10:03 pm
she said “the end” under the pics
then she continued to say, meanwhile…
and then she said, “the end (for real this time”
cuz she had said it once before, but continued.
zblacktulip
December 6, 2007 at 1:49 am
This is disturbing, yet funny, yet also disturbing at the same time. Further, your Mr Unique, looks like he is a member of a boy band called “BismillahBoys” or something.
sophister
December 6, 2007 at 2:01 am
LOOL I had a good laugh at that !
ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED ?
amal
December 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm
nice! beautifully put! amazing! (Y)
firoze
December 9, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Thank you everyone! You’re all fab! This is just a fictional piece. And no I don’t have too much time on my hand, I’m actually really busy these days! BUT I am good at time-management and I’m also a multi-tasker, so I somehow got this done
And I’m glad I did it, it was fun! 
Unique Muslimah
December 10, 2007 at 1:51 am
Oh my goodness… I missed this… this post deserves an award on its own.
Q: Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in sickness and in health, in …
A: WEE do!
Haleem
December 10, 2007 at 9:17 am
I’m wondering about the weemee thing on the right hand side and look for older posts to find this. I haven’t read the comments above… There’s wayyy too many. But will you tell me, dear Uniqua, are thou no more single? my fingers are tingling with joy although I have no idea why.
Snowdrops
December 10, 2007 at 9:40 pm
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December 12, 2007 at 2:10 am
snowdrops, no this is just a fictional piece
You can read my latest post with more revelations on my status 
Unique Muslimah
December 12, 2007 at 3:24 am
Haleem, that’s hillarious, thanks for the laugh
Unique Muslimah
December 12, 2007 at 3:24 am
HEEHEE! That is the funniest thing i have read in AGES! I am waiting for sequels/prequels!
p.s. I have a weeworld avatar but I cannnot seem to add it to my blog, I would like to know how you managed to do it?
ShuShu
June 26, 2008 at 8:16 pm