Unique Muslimah

Unique. Because No One Can Be Me But Myself.

The Future Mr. Unique

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Mr. Unique eating ice cream at the mall, grinning insanely at Unique because she’s on a diet and can’t have any. (Muwahahaha!)

 

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Mr. Unique hinting to Unique that he would love her to bake some gingerbread! He’s been good all week. (Please!)

 

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Mr. Unique on a weekend (hence the cap hiding the un-made hair), eating a scone, watching the footy and wearing Unique’s bunny slippers behind her back! (Hence the evil grin).

 

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Mr. Unique wearing a jumper Unique knitted for him. He’s itching in it. Red is not his colour. But he’s wearing it….because he knows if he doesn’t…she won’t make him those tasty gingerbread! (Humph!)

 

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Mr. Unique presenting Unique roses and chocolate hearts. He knows he doesn’t have to, but he wants to. He’s a cool husband like that. (I Love Unique)

 

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Mr. Unique on a really bad morning, without sleep the previous night (which is why Unique lets him wear her bunny slippers.) AY KARAMBA!

 

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Mr. Unique on a shopping spree with Unique, taking care of the baby and Unique’s bag while she goes into a store. Mr. Unique’s smile is fake here, he is stunned- he cannot believe Unique has talked him into being stranded in the middle of a mall with a baby and bag when he could have been doing something more important…like sleeping or watching the telly.

 

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Mr. Unique working on his tan and showing off his six-pack while Unique watches on in her jilbab and hijab. (Us men have it easy, haha!)

 

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Mr. Unique is trying to sleep in his comfy bed and has enjoyed showing you his role as an ideal husband. (So what are you doing here? Go on, scoot, can’t a man sleep in peace……UNIQUE! There are people on the screen here waiting for you to talk to them!……HONEY, WE’RE BEING STALKED! *Hides under the bed*)

THE END.

Written by Unique Muslimah

December 2, 2007 at 1:59 am

Posted in Family, Humour, Marriage

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  1. Haha you sure have a lot of time on your hands now!

    Haleem

    December 2, 2007 at 2:21 am

  2. Haleem :D I had one hour to spare this weekend (since I started work I’ve had no ‘me’ time) and wanted a bit of creativity, so voila, this is the product :D He technically doesn’t exist yet, but I found it hillarious dressing up a man, it’s much harder than it looks, didn’t know what colours to choose since pink is a big no no, right? Thank God the real guy will be able to dress himself up! :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 2, 2007 at 2:32 am

  3. You can dress a man in a light pink shirt and grey pleated pants.
    A striped tie can go well with it too ! He’ll then look like he’s ready to take you out for a romantic night out in the town !

    All the above avatars are awesome ! Good Job !

    Jaffer

    December 2, 2007 at 3:49 am

  4. Oooh, noted Jaffy, thanks! LOL, this is such a hillarious convo to be having, but hey, it’s lightened up my relaxing evening and got me laughing :D Merci! I’ll put you down as a referee to tell my future husband how wonderful I am at dressing up, that way he’ll let me buy him clothes and he’ll have to wear them on a catwalk :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 2, 2007 at 3:55 am

  5. May Allah provide every Muslim woman with this kind of Mr. Unique :-D

    sheepoo

    December 2, 2007 at 6:17 am

  6. Haha, can see you’re having fun! I love his spikey hair, Mr. Unique is very stylin’ and you two make quite the pair :D

    'liya

    December 2, 2007 at 7:01 am

  7. girl.. you got some sense ov humour.. lol. LOVEEEE ur creativity!!!!!

    AsianPranksta

    December 2, 2007 at 7:44 am

  8. AA- Unique,

    Very funny.

    However, this post hits very close to home as my wife is very keen on dressing me…so I really feel for the future Mr. Unique. :-) Thank God for babies – women can focus on dressing them up instead of their husbands…. :-D

    And what’s up with the spiked hair and GQ beard?? LOL!

    brnaeem

    December 2, 2007 at 8:07 am

  9. hey sweetie-pie,
    this post seriously went well with my morning coffee. I am laughing so much…it is great. Many compliments. You are quite a girl my dear. It is great to know you. You make very good points. Masha’allah!!! Take care hun.

    Caroline

    December 2, 2007 at 11:13 am

  10. if i werent in a grumpy mood, i would have laughed my head off at this one :(

    youngMuslimah

    December 2, 2007 at 1:49 pm

  11. Awww Mr and Mrs Unique are an adorable couple! :D

    Sumera

    December 2, 2007 at 11:07 pm

  12. You both definitely look like a cute couple.

    Maryam

    December 2, 2007 at 11:48 pm

  13. Umm… i’m a little scared! :P

    Wouldn’t it be weird if the man you eventually marry actually looked like that, and had created the same WeeMe for himself? You could have a WeeWedding!

    Now i’m scaring myself…

    iMuslim

    December 2, 2007 at 11:57 pm

  14. Disagree!!! Burkini for men now! _or maybe a nice car trip to our ladies’ beach… and waiting inside the car, patienly ;) hehehehe

    Still reading you from Spain.

    Small Blue Thing

    December 3, 2007 at 12:15 am

  15. Thanks Sheepo hehehe!

    Liya, haha! :D

    Safsaff, LOL! Thanks :D

    Brnaeem, LOOL, so it must be universal that women like dresing up their men, like it brings out their repressed childhood memories of dressing up their dolls :D What’s a GQ? Everyone knows on my blog that I have a lack of knowledge with new abbreviations that aren’t in the oxford dictionary :P

    Caroline, thannnnk youuu, lool

    Okay everyone has made my day by making me laugh! I really needed that. A girl can count on you guys to cheer her up :D

    Youngmuslimah, cheer up huney and re-read it when ur feeling better so u can laugh :D

    Sumera, thanks :D

    Maryam, LOL, thanks, I am laughing my head off at the imaginary compliments

    iMuslim, argh you went and spoilt my future post of the wedding photos :P hahahahaha

    Small Blue Thing, hahahaha, funny! :D Hope spain is sunny!

    Love you guys for cheering me up!!!

    Unique Muslimah

    December 3, 2007 at 2:32 am

  16. loooooool. Too cute!

    Zainab

    December 3, 2007 at 3:01 am

  17. LOL, thank u zainab! I think all of these comments will leave a permanent smile etched on my face :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 3, 2007 at 3:12 am

  18. LOOK! i made a Mr.Humi!!! 8D
    http://www.weeworld.com/home/mrhumi/
    thanks unique, you made my day with this post!

    F.

    December 3, 2007 at 3:55 am

  19. oh yeah, and thats where he’s gonna take me out the first time :P

    F.

    December 3, 2007 at 3:57 am

  20. omg, that is so sweet!!!!!!!! I’m crying and laughing at the same time! LOL! F, you have by far created an amazing husband for yourself there :P Seriously, love the hairdo aswell! Okay I’m grinning so hard here I think I’m going to need surgery to get my face to go normal again! Thanks for sharing huney, you’ve made my day too habibty!!!

    Unique Muslimah

    December 3, 2007 at 4:01 am

  21. Dammit, I was gonna create a MuslimBikerDude (I’m MuslimahBikerChick), but my brother went and stole that name… gahhhhhhhhh!
    I’m wondering whether or not creating the ideal WeeMee Mr. Mouse will spoil me when it comes to picking out the REAL Mr. Mouse! :p

    Here’s a question: If we like someone else’s Mr. WeeMee a lot, should we lower our gaze?

    AnonyMouse

    December 3, 2007 at 5:18 am

  22. yes, he is my wonderfully perfect religious dude who is gonna finish college and then go on to study islam in depth and become a religious scholar :P
    and thanks, i love his hairdo too!!!!!
    and he loves me so much!
    hahaha
    thanks for the idea unique!
    i’m gonna waste alot of time grooming him :P

    F.

    December 3, 2007 at 5:20 am

  23. ps, thanks for the comment on his page!
    pps, sorry for spamming :P

    F.

    December 3, 2007 at 5:21 am

  24. Unique, you are adorable. Thanks for the fun post!

    Mona

    December 3, 2007 at 10:01 am

  25. he looks good….hmmm… :D miss ya girl!

    leila

    December 3, 2007 at 11:38 am

  26. ROTFL!!! You are too funny. Well, you gave a sleep deprived mommy a laugh with her morning coffee;) Thinking I should make the Egyptian Husband a weemee!LOL

    ummlayla

    December 3, 2007 at 6:45 pm

  27. Wow – so this is what women expect? You guys are in for SUCH a disappointment! And for the record, I have never lt my wife dress me. For some reason, muslim women love the “i’m a homo/metro, yet religious and modern, yet traditional, and associated with zaytuna” look.

    sophister

    December 3, 2007 at 7:03 pm

  28. Mousey, you are SO lowering your gaze because HE’S MINE!!!! :P

    F, hehe, our repressed memories of dressing dolls is coming out on our weemee husbands, how unfortunate for him! :P HAHAHA! Don’t worry you can spam on my blog, your comments are always welcome :)

    Mona, thank you :D

    Leila, lool, thanks :D Miss you too sweetie!

    Ummlayla, I’m so glad my hubbie weemee went down well with ur morning coffee :) I pray that I can always make you and my lovely readers smile :D Loool, I would be interested to know how your DH will feel about that :D

    Sophister, oh no :( You’re kidding :( I wanna dress my hubbie :( Marriage isnt gonna be any fun :( :P :P :P

    Unique Muslimah

    December 3, 2007 at 8:39 pm

  29. Ha ha, Unique. Im looking at the fotos and thinking how much Mr Unique in the weekend is similar to mine!! Without beard plz :D
    It seems our husband will be soul friend too!!! LOL
    Am happy.. YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D

    Shahrzad

    December 3, 2007 at 10:37 pm

  30. LOL thats just to cute. I am not your husband nor could I be lol I am a women, but I would love some gingerbread cookies to lol

    ummali

    December 3, 2007 at 11:35 pm

  31. I enjoyed this post…you are very creative Unique.
    If you find a fantasy husband like that, please find another one (his brother maybe?) for me too. :)

    astreakoflight

    December 4, 2007 at 12:12 am

  32. Shahrazad, lool! :D Yay!!!

    Ummali, thank you :D I’ll send you some gingerbread straight away once I learn how to make them :P

    Sue, thank you :D I will defintely do that :D lool

    Unique Muslimah

    December 4, 2007 at 2:23 am

  33. Soooooooooooooo cute

    Maryam

    December 4, 2007 at 2:30 am

  34. Thank you Maryam :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 4, 2007 at 3:19 am

  35. Well done as always Unique. I hope you find the Mr. Unique you seek and when you do, he should count his blessings to have captured the heart of such a talented and obviously love filled and family oriented woman such as yourself.

    Allan

    December 4, 2007 at 5:17 am

  36. thank you so much Allan :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 4, 2007 at 6:10 am

  37. LOL That was soo cuute! :D haha – and very entertaining

    Proud Muslimah

    December 5, 2007 at 10:26 am

  38. Aww… This is so cute! LOL. Nice one. :-)

    Xalimah

    December 7, 2007 at 11:50 pm

  39. Thank you :D

    Unique Muslimah

    December 10, 2007 at 1:53 am

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  41. Great blog absolutely loved it! :-D

    Beds Online

    January 9, 2008 at 7:20 pm


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